10 reasons it’s better to be a chick as a rocker/ metalhead

1.  no matter how long your hair is, nobody will pick on you in school/ at work.
2. you can actually wear black nail polish without people wondering if you’re emo/gay.
3. same goes for black eyeliner/ eye shadow.
4. corsets look much better on women
5. so do skirts *- Black Metal fans, I’m looking at you.
6. so do high platform boots
7. we can say Rob Halford used to be cute/ hot when he was younger without people giving us funny looks.
8. leather pants look much better on women, too. Plus, we don’t risk boners on stage.
9. remember that time when glam metal was “in”? Women looked better in that fashion than men. Not that anyone really looks good wearing that shit, but meh.
10. one word: free booze! (ok, two.)

*unless you’re Scottish- preferably James McAvoy